The 3 A.M. Call

It is now 6:00 P.M.on Friday. Still waiting for Obama to make his VP selection.

My son has it all figured out: Obama is waiting until 3:00 A.M. to see who will answer the phone. Hillary and I understand that strategy. However I do not know how this tact will play to his “celebrity” status. Would Paris and Britney approve of the announcement in the wee hours of the morning? What would Jesse Jackson think of this upstart’s announcement at 3 A.M.? Could it be that Obama has actually stolen Jesse’s spotlight? And where will John Edwards be at this ungodly hour? Procreating again so more human beings can inherit his fantastic hair? And this 3 A.M. time would be terribly inconvenient for Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska. Sure, he might have a Land Rover, a new wood stove and a wrap-around porch in his house, but he does not have enough blankets to keep him warm in the very early Alaska morning. Al Gore will be nowhere to be found at 3 A.M. because it just isn’t green enough to rise before the sun does. Phil Gramm will whine about Obama’s time choice for his VP pick. Mitt Romney will have to excuse himself from the festivities because at 3 A.M., he is unable to find his proper Mormon underwear.

So if Obama does choose the 3 A.M. time frame for his announcement, so be it. If nothing else, it will demonstrate his continued emphasis on innovation, change and doing what he believes in.

In yet still a few more hours, if Obama has not yet made clear his intentions, God knows what is going to come out of my mouth!!!!!


2 Responses to “The 3 A.M. Call”

  1. dolly parton Says:

    this is hysterical!! you go girl!

  2. yomamaforobama Says:

    hey dolly-
    thanks for the input. do i know you?\
    yo mama

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