Sarah Palin: Progressin’ Down

I am about to stoop to the lowest level.  Not in my defense, but simply an explanation, I am doing so because if there is any iota of a chance that Sarah Palin might one day hold our highest national office, that prospect needs to be nipped in the bud NOW.  Trust me: despite all the inappropriateness of Sarah Palin, there is always that opening for her to be our President someday.  Not on my watch.  We will always have that 25% of Americans who will vote for the most right wing, extreme religious and yes, dumbest people out there.  Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people who constantly demonstrate the need to elevate pop figures to the Presidency, as if being a great entertainer, mother figure or folk hero makes them qualified to be our President.

So here I go succumbing to and propagating gossip, speculation and inflammatory provocation.  The Internet is still rife with reports that Trig Palin is not the biological son of Sarah Palin, but the offspring of her daughter, Bristol.  This rumor first surfaced right after John McCain named Palin as his running mate.  Deep down, I believe this rumor to be just that: a provocative lie.  The time table of Trig’s birth, coupled with the subsequent birth of Tripp (Bristol’s and Levi’s acknowledged son), makes the rumors hard to believe —– but not, mind you, an impossible event.  Let us not forget that while Trig was a month premature, Tripp was two weeks late.  But, I must admit, there are a few weird inconsistencies that I can not make hay of and that smack of conspiracy and cover-up.  Rather than list the details here, you may want to take an hour or two out of your lives (wasteful time) and read all the gory details for yourselves:

The inconsistencies supporting the rumor mill, just to cite the few that I can not reconcile, are the absence of Bristol from high school, supposedly due to mono, during her mother’s pregnancy, the svelte appearance of Sarah all through Trig’s gestation (not very likely with the fifth child), and once Sarah started leaking amniotic fluid at eight months while she was out of town at a speaking engagement, the fact that she took an eight hour plane ride home and the airline personnel did not even notice that she was pregnant.

Finally, the most damning omen was her sudden resignation last week; her closest colleagues and family members were not even told about this until a day or so before it happened.  This, to me, is the main reason that the speculation might be well-founded.  Levi Johnston was in New York at the time of the resignation announcement inking a book deal, with promises of new, enlightening bombshells.  Could this have scared Sarah so much, the fear that Trig’s true parentage might be revealed, that she cut and ran?  On the other hand, perhaps Todd is not really Trig’s father.  Just a possibility.  Sarah Palin has never offered up to the public a copy of Trig’s birth certificate.  That, coupled with her unexpected and unanticipated jump from office makes me suspicious.  But of what specifically I can not say.

As to whether this conspiracy theory and cover-up are real, I will let you decide for yourselves.  Meanwhile, my best strategy to keep Sarah Palin’s total lack of fitness for public office on the front page is through the use of ridicule and humor.  First though, let me cite an article written by Ellen Goodman of the Boston Globe way back on November 14, 2008:

What was true then is even more true now.  Goodman’s thoughts serve to remind us of our ongoing folly.

Here are the laughs, both from David Letterman, a person non grata in Sarah Palin’s eyes.  Is there no higher compliment?


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5 Responses to “Sarah Palin: Progressin’ Down”

  1. hoboduke Says:

    Hoboes love Sarah! She can hunt, fish, and quit! That’s the trifecta! We know there are a lot of stupid people, because I’m one of them. We voted for Obama thanks to ACORN getting us likkered up and free smokes.
    Sarah’s husband is also our kind of guy! Would love to see them visit us and all the other 7 million unemployed losers in Obamaville.

  2. yomamaforobama Says:

    I am truly sorry about your loss of employment. But if Caribou Barbie was our President, do you think you would get unemployment benefits, no less now extended for an additional 6 months by the Obama administration? Furthermore, Stupid Sarah, in line with her Party of NO, the GOP, would simply tell you to quit whinin’, get off your ass, shut down your computer and go out and pound the pavement for that minimum wage job. You are not a loser; you are a justifiably angry, unemployed person who thinks that the grass is always greener on the other side.

  3. hoboduke Says:

    Don’t be sorry I’m unemployed, because I quit! Heard the new plan is to have unemployment benefits extended to 3 years until next election. Everyone will vote in Obama again! Hope you working stiffs don’t mind supporting hoboes and bums for 3 years on your taxes.

    • yomamaforobama Says:

      You are more to be pitied than censured. I hope you do not have any children yet — or ever.

  4. hoboduke Says:

    Thanks for the pity! Not Jewish so I’ve never been censured.
    Have 13 kids living in the trailer park near Tippecanoe. Them support checks come in handy for all these kids.

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