Wood, Woody, Woods and Sarah

Yeah, I know.  It is way too easy to make mud of someone who has already taken the opportunity to do that to oneself.  Tiger Woods and Sarah Palin have such a fatal attraction to their own narcissistic selves, that it is a cake walk for others to follow in their lead.

Jesper Parnevik was correct today: he said that Elin Woods should have used a driver on Tiger instead of the three iron she chose.

It isn’t about Tiger.  It isn’t about the world’s best athlete, as if that was ever an acceptable excuse for unacceptable behavior.  It is about the vows he took as a husband and the tacit, singular commitment he made to decency, emotional security and providing a moral model when he became a father.  It is about the two children of Elin and Tiger.  Until he realizes that, all is lost.


Likewise, our Sarah is dedicated unto only herself.  Her family is used as props, to obtain all the material and narcissistic accoutrements of  American living.  Once she decided to use her children as the path to her own selfish fulfillment, she became “game” for the rest of us.  If that doesn’t spur on joke-makers, what does?

Working people frequently ask retired people:

What the hell did you do today?

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.

We were only in there for about 5 minutes.When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn’t care. We came into town by bus and the car had a Sarah Palin sticker on it. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.


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2 Responses to “Wood, Woody, Woods and Sarah”

  1. amy lilley Says:

    ha ha ha…they are my heroes…:)))

  2. lou Says:

    good one

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