Just Rewards: Weekend Funnies

I promised you some weekend funnies as a reward for reading all the articles I link in my posts.  Please realize that the following is not an attempt to bash any one specific group; it is not my intention to take sides in the gender gap, the generation gap or the political gap.  No: my intention is to bash ALL of them.

My two very favorite bumper stickers for a 2012 Sarah Palin run for the Presidency: 

“SARAH PALIN 2012: The World is Supposed to End Anyway”

“PALIN 2012-2014 1/2:

Traditional Values.  Less traditional Dedication.”



A LITTLE KNOWN FACT …..

The first testicular guard “cup” was used in hockey in 1874.  It took a hundred years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

HELL FREEZES OVER

For decades, pundits have been saying the the New Orleans Saints were so bad at playing football that Hell would freeze over if the Saints would ever win the Super Bowl.

On Sunday, February 7, 2010, the Saints won the Super Bowl.

On that same Sunday, Washington, D.C. was paralyzed under several feet of snow and the government was shut down.

Do you think this indicates the location of Hell?



A Stunning Senior Moment

GONORRHEA LECTIM

Very important information has just been made public that I think is
something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhea Lectim. The Center for
Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old
disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna
re-elect ‘im.”

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving
putting your cranium up your rectum.
Many victims contracted it in 2008 ….. but now most people after having
been infected for the past 1-2 years are starting to realize how destructive
this sickness is. It’s sad because it is so easily cured with a new
procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out!

You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012 and
simply don’t engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become
permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey , and
apparently now Massachusetts with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really
care about.

And finally, WE ARE WHAT WE ARE

So many thanks to my humor editor, Ms. Seven Striper and my other hysterical friends, Lilleyhope and Lonben.


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One Response to “Just Rewards: Weekend Funnies”

  1. lou Says:

    very funny, thanks

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