Shocking Relief From the Shocking

As if the moderate, business-as-usual politicians weren’t crooked and self-absorbed enough, now we have to contend with the Tea Party people and all of their rashness.  At this point, I am lost.  Is the Tea Party a force to be reckoned with or just a passing fad?  Got me.  Additional idiocy on the part of the released hiker in Iran making a side trip to tour the mosques in Oman before flying home to investigate the dire need for her release: a lump in her breast,  and then, the nerve of the Wiccan community to be upset by Christine O’Donnell’s witchcraft comments is beyond comprehension to me.  I need some distraction and thought you might need some relief as well.

The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend
:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.


The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story :

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,

“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”


And here’s one simply for “shock value”:

I’m sure  that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in  doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to  note pads This one should get First  Prize….

OVER THE HILL ~  VIAGRA LIGHT SWITCH PLATE ~BIRTHDAY ~RETIREMENT~GAG GIFT~CUSTOM MADE ~NEW

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2 Responses to “Shocking Relief From the Shocking”

  1. amy lilley Says:

    What on earth would you do w/ out your Rhoda girlfriends sending you comic relief via e-mail…love you….

    • yomamaforobama Says:

      Not much. I am so wrapped up in the scariness of all of this, that all the jokes and funnies I include come from other people, i.e. my Rhoda sisters. Talk about saviors!

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