As if the moderate, business-as-usual politicians weren’t crooked and self-absorbed enough, now we have to contend with the Tea Party people and all of their rashness. At this point, I am lost. Is the Tea Party a force to be reckoned with or just a passing fad? Got me. Additional idiocy on the part of the released hiker in Iran making a side trip to tour the mosques in Oman before flying home to investigate the dire need for her release: a lump in her breast, and then, the nerve of the Wiccan community to be upset by Christine O’Donnell’s witchcraft comments is beyond comprehension to me. I need some distraction and thought you might need some relief as well.
The Black Bra
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story :
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”
And here’s one simply for “shock value”:
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads This one should get First Prize….