Women Over 50

What Andy Rooney thinks about women over 50.

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes

As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Women over 50 are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Women over 50 are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, ‘Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Isn’t Andy Rooney a really smart guy!

I found a lot of truth in this piece by Andy Rooney.  Plus, having reached the ripe old age of 60, I can guarantee you that these “assets” of which Rooney speaks are even stronger with every added year over 50.  Just the other day, my husband and I were talking about Anthony Weenie.  The exact words that came out of my husband’s mouth were, “If you were his wife, you would have shot him.”  Correct.  I guess my hubby is just as astute as is Rooney.

Thank you Ms. 7-Striper for sending me this article.

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2 Responses to “Women Over 50”

  1. Elane Says:

    Excellent, true and funny find, unfortunately, however, Andy Rooney didn’t write it.


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